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your dinner is ready, my master
i'm sorry that is was not done faster
oh please, while you eat let me say
nyaa and thank you if I may
not long ago, I was alone
so cold so wet in every bone
oh cast aside in that sad street,
unwanted, trampled under feet,
a packing box was home for me
so totally sad, the best it could be
a burden a bother, hated by all
but no one heard my plaintful call
i longed for folk to take me in,
but none saved me from curse-ed bin:
not men in suits, nor girls in skirts
that loneliness; it truely hurts
after crying tears, I fell asleep
i thought i drempt i's yours to keep
but then i woke and 'twas the truth
you saved me from my cardboard booth
Now, you, my master, defend my hide
from cold wet wind which wets my side
I thank you so for your part
I love my master with my heart
you pat my ears and fluff my tail
and comfort me when i go pale
keep those nightmares far away
and also let me play each day
And even though I clean your room
my debt to you forever looms
for you shelter my fluffy ears
from my cold damp dreadful tears
none that i could ever do
would suffice as a 'thank you'
for shelter given from the rain,
the cardboard box that caused me pain
the pets and pats; unworthy pay
my heart that fills with love each day
May our life be long and calm
together forever a soothing balm
When sweet years have past their way,
the joy is done; I end my play.
upon that day when I am ripe,
my tenticles will rightly wipe,
lousy mankind away to sea,
salty wet where they should be
but they will climb back to shore
yet I will call in the Aftermore
A sparkle shock, forbidden prayer
an evil act i shouldn't dare
a bomb so big so nuclear
not really though; it's magic dear
for with a mighty big loud boom.
it will so seal mankind's doom
but i shall not forget your life
you shan't be hurt by killing strife
you gave me hugs and warmed my soul,
so I shall save you from the toll
i can't forget your loving laugh
upon my heart, your autograph.
my master, i do love you so
i love you from head to toe
your arms so safe in every way,
Should I end the world today?
Nya~
my life with you is just too good.
so i'll delay; won't do as I should
for i crave your loving touch
Thank you; thank you so much...